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Does anything beat buy & hold on Bonk (BONK)?

Every setup we tested on Bonk (BONK) — ranked out-of-sample, corrected for multiple testing, and forward-tracked in public from the day this page published. The honest answer is the headline.

NOTHING BEAT BUY-AND-HOLD

No setup beat simply holding once tested honestly. We say so plainly.

Its best setup only beat buy-and-hold in one window — a regime artifact, not a strategy. Buy-and-hold benchmark: +32.6% CAGR over 4.7 years (-68.8% CAGR in the out-of-sample window).

Educational research from historical backtests — not investment advice. Past performance does not predict future results.

Bonk: Nothing Beat Buy-and-Hold, and We Checked Everything

For Bonk, we ran 485 indicator configurations through the same pipeline we apply to every asset, and none cleared the bar. This is a common outcome in crypto, where simply holding BONK produced a buy-and-hold CAGR of +32.6%% — alongside a maximum drawdown of -86.8%%, which is the price of admission. When the baseline compounds that hard, a timing rule has to be genuinely predictive, not just lucky during one bull run, to add anything. In a market that trades around the clock and moves violently, most rules here simply stepped out of moves that holding captured for free.

The best-looking candidate was Markov Regime on the daily timeframe, posting an out-of-sample Sharpe of 1.23 against a multiple-testing hurdle of 2.97. That hurdle exists because picking the top result from 485 attempts manufactures apparent skill by construction. Only 71.8%% of setups beat holding at all, and the leader's edge did not hold up across 1.4 years of unseen data. Read this as evidence, not prophecy: crypto market structure shifts quickly, past performance does not predict future results, and a verdict of nothing today is a finding about history, not a forecast.

Every figure above is computed from our own backtests — nothing is estimated or invented. Hypothetical results; not investment advice.

Failure exhibit

The least-bad setups — shown with their failure numbers

Nothing here earned a verdict — these are the best of a losing field, published so you can see exactly how "best" still failed.

#1 · Trend · Daily

Markov Regime

What it is: A statistical regime model: it estimates which market regime is in force and holds only while the odds favour the bullish one. Long/flat only — no leverage, no shorting. The parameters we tested are not published.

How it was tested: signals evaluated at daily-bar close, the position changes on the NEXT bar, 0.08% cost per side. Same engine, same cost model, same out-of-sample split as every other number on this site.

+145.0%
Total return
0.58
Sharpe
-86.8%
Max DD
25.5%
Win rate
47
Trades
-11.8%
vs B&H

Out-of-sample (last ~30% of the window, never used to pick this setup): Sharpe 1.23 · alpha +115.6% · 11 trades over 1.4 yrs.

#2 · Oscillator · Daily

Connors RSI-2

What it is: A mean-reversion rule: it fades stretched moves and exits as price reverts toward its average. Long/flat only — no leverage, no shorting. The parameters we tested are not published.

How it was tested: signals evaluated at daily-bar close, the position changes on the NEXT bar, 0.08% cost per side. Same engine, same cost model, same out-of-sample split as every other number on this site.

+672.5%
Total return
0.87
Sharpe
-51.8%
Max DD
48.9%
Win rate
47
Trades
+21.3%
vs B&H

Out-of-sample (last ~30% of the window, never used to pick this setup): Sharpe 1.04 · alpha +143.3% · 13 trades over 1.4 yrs.

#3 · Cycle · Daily

Fisher Center-of-Gravity

What it is: An oscillator rule: it reads a bounded momentum gauge and takes exposure when it turns from an extreme. Long/flat only — no leverage, no shorting. The parameters we tested are not published.

How it was tested: signals evaluated at daily-bar close, the position changes on the NEXT bar, 0.08% cost per side. Same engine, same cost model, same out-of-sample split as every other number on this site.

-49.3%
Total return
0.18
Sharpe
-86.4%
Max DD
34.5%
Win rate
119
Trades
-45.9%
vs B&H

Out-of-sample (last ~30% of the window, never used to pick this setup): Sharpe 0.94 · alpha +127.3% · 37 trades over 1.4 yrs.

Forward test

Since publication — including if it loses

0.0%
the published setup, since 2026-07-02 (116 market days)
-24.0%
buy & hold, same window

The setup is ahead so far — over a window this short that is mostly noise. Marked to market nightly from real prices, rules frozen at publication, as of 2026-10-27. Currently FLAT.

How this verdict was computed (mode: out-of-sample)

We tested 485 setups (indicator × parameters × timeframe) on Bonk (BONK). Only setups with ≥30 trades qualify (220 did). Setups are ranked by out-of-sample Sharpe — the last ~30% of history, which standard-parameter rules never saw during selection. Because picking the best of 485 tries mines even the holdout, the VALIDATED verdict additionally requires the top setup’s OOS Sharpe to clear a selection hurdle of 2.97 (√(2 ln N)/√T) AND positive alpha in both windows. Of the eligible setups, 71.8% had positive out-of-sample alpha (median OOS Sharpe -0.99) — the table below is truncated, but this summary covers all of them. How we test: methodology. The scoring contract is published in full; the parameters of each individual setup are not.

Ranked table

Top 20 of 220 eligible setups

Ranked by out-of-sample Sharpe. Full + out-of-sample columns, costs included. Hypothetical.

#SetupTFTotal retSharpeMax DDWinTradesα vs B&HOOS SharpeOOS αOOS trades
1Markov RegimeDaily+145.0%0.58-86.8%25.5%47-11.8%1.23+115.6%11
2Connors RSI-2Daily+672.5%0.87-51.8%48.9%47+21.3%1.04+143.3%13
3Fisher Center-of-GravityDaily-49.3%0.18-86.4%34.5%119-45.9%0.94+127.3%37
4Connors RSIDaily+242.9%0.67-64.0%54.3%46-2.9%0.93+126.2%14
5Camarilla PivotsDaily+881.3%0.94-50.1%41.9%148+29.2%0.68+91.0%23
6Heikin-Ashi TrendDaily>+999%0.96-67.1%24.8%161+62.9%0.62+90.8%32
7Projection BandsDaily-12.0%0.33-76.7%37.8%37-35.2%0.45+71.2%15
8Pivot Points (Standard)Daily+516.3%0.87-50.6%37.9%124+14.1%0.44+67.9%22
9Fibonacci PivotsDaily+172.8%0.67-50.6%38.8%134-9.0%0.44+67.8%23
10MA EnvelopeDaily+27.8%0.48-79.6%45.5%44-27.3%0.42+61.8%12
11Heikin-Ashi + EMADaily>+999%1.16-62.9%29.3%41+83.9%0.24+65.2%12
12Accelerator OscillatorDaily>+999%1.07-73.7%32.3%62+55.2%0.24+48.3%20
13Vortex (7)Daily+453.5%0.82-69.9%19.7%71+10.9%0.17+60.9%23
14Instantaneous TrendlineDaily>+999%1.04-67.4%26.2%42+55.8%0.15+58.0%14
15Smoothed Heikin-AshiDaily+423.2%0.79-81.2%25.4%59+9.2%0.14+56.4%15
16CCI (30)Daily>+999%1.12-64.0%27.0%37+75.1%0.13+58.5%11
17FRAMA 10/30 CrossDaily-44.7%0.2-82.7%29.9%67-44.3%-0.05+47.5%21
18Klinger OscillatorDaily>+999%0.97-76.0%22.0%82+41.0%-0.09+27.2%22
19Demand IndexDaily-24.4%0.29-77.7%30.2%43-38.3%-0.13+25.6%12
20Hull MA 10/40 CrossDaily+275.8%0.75-87.9%32.6%43-0.4%-0.13+23.5%13

Hypothetical backtests with 0.08%/side costs. Not investment advice — see the full disclaimer.

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